September 2010
5 posts
Anonymous asked: Can you tell us more about the mysterious blood cult, rumored to be led by the evil Dandycorn?
Anonymous asked: 9/1 was an inside job, why can't you see this? The photo you used for the article even shows Kroosaydur with a LIGHTER in his hand!!!!
Anonymous asked: Why is Oreoville so much better than Dandytown? I'm not questioning the fact that Oreoville is better, I'm just looking for the exact reasons why Oreoville is so obviously and exceedingly greater.
(Re)Building Liberty
Though very little credence can usually be given to the baseless mouth-breathing of the terrorist leader Dandycorn, he made his intentions crystal clear in a speech he gave earlier today to his brainwashed slaves.
“We will rally our forces and bring darkness to Oreoville.” This statement serves to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt the danger that Dandytown presents to all...
9/1 Infamy
Loyal citizens of Oreoville, your nation is under attack. You are at war, whether your simpering “leaders” admit it or not. Let us share with you the true story of today’s two horrific terrorist attacks on our families and on our freedom.
The first attack occurred in the morning, as the Kroosaydur Trade Center was set on fire by unknown assailants. Though some mistakenly...