Though very little credence can usually be given to the baseless mouth-breathing of the terrorist leader Dandycorn, he made his intentions crystal clear in a speech he gave earlier today to his brainwashed slaves.

“We will rally our forces and bring darkness to Oreoville.” This statement serves to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt the danger that Dandytown presents to all freedom-loving people. In recent days, Dandytown has proven to be capable of both cowardly terrorist attacks and boisterous sabre-rattling. Threats such as this must be dealt with as soon as possible. Some portions of Oreoville’s nobility, such as the courageous defender of freedom Regional Lord Kirbagorn, are heroically pressing for direct action to be taken. Sadly, King Oreo himself seems to prefer sticking his head in the sand and shutting down servers.

“The Kingdom of Oreoville believes in preemptive strikes.” With this statement, Dandycorn is attempting to give credibility to the disgusting and treasonous conspiracy theories that have gained prominence among tinfoil hat enthusiasts since the horrors of 9/1. With meaningless phrases such as “false flag op” being thrown around, it is important for loyal citizens to prove their love of freedom by immediately reporting disloyal opinions to the appropriate authorities. Be wary. Be watchful.

“Can I get a stack of TNT?” This gem speaks for itself.

While it can be easy to fall into negativity during such trying times as these, it is important to stay positive and work hard for a better tomorrow. Freedom is on our side. We are the good guys. We must keep heart. Kroosaydur, one of the primary 9/1 victims, has proven his heart by building the KTC tower higher and grander than before. This is a testament to the amazing resiliency of democracy and capitalism.

Economic advancement is also a priority within Oreoville, as we would rather see our people prosper, as opposed to throwing them into lava (a noted hobby of the Dandytown Blood Cult). A good example of this is the recently completed Liberty Waterfront, seen above. When contruction began on stately Trollington Manor and the nearby Shrine of Trollentology, the one bridge connecting them to the mainland was shoddy, dark, and dangerous. This is no longer the case, as two wide and well-lit cobblestone bridges now serve to strengthen economic ties and encourage tourism. With progress being the name of the game all across Oreoville, you can expect to see more success stories here soon.